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Famous Person I Saw Today: Paul McCartney

I saw Paul as I was walking back to my office at lunchtime. He and his wife were exiting a building right as I walked passed. I was pretty startled at first because it’s fucking Paul McCartney, and I certainly wasn’t expecting to bump into him. But I calmly and cooly said, “Hey Paul, nice to see you!”

He nodded, shot me a smile, and said, “hey there, nice to see you too!”

So fucking cool.





#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

I love this

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